Kids are funny and unpredictable. Lucky for us some parents have captured the perils of the childhood years. These moments were not staged but rather shown with unfiltered reality and humor.

Someone else once told me to enjoy the chaos and love because before you know it our kids will be grown up. This advice I believe to be wholeheartedly true.

#1. It’s either buy new furniture or save up for college.

#2. Can Spiderman clean up his own web?

#3. This is how future tattoo artists perfect their craft.

#4. When you say permanent marker, you don’t really mean permanent?

#5. What do you mean there is no romance in our relationship?

#6. Daddy takes up too much room on the bed.

#7. I’ll entertain myself if you won’t entertain me.

#8. We have all secretly wished to sleep on an airplane aisle.

#9. He will totally eat like this when he’s a grown man as well.

#10. Not so tough after all.

#11. Are my cute, big, blue eyes enough to get me out of a time out?

#12. The dog did it!

#13. You play, I sleep with the best t-shirt ever made!

#14. Mommy is playing while child is doing mommy’s work.

#15. Why? Just tell me why?

#16. Daddy you look so pretty.

#17. This is what our weekend alarm looks like.

#18. We look so much alike daddy.

#19. This way everyone gets to play.

#20. What? They still don’t play safe when they get older?!?!

“I Went To The Bathroom And Forgot To Shut The Door”

Momming Ain’t Easy

“Mom, He’s Too Hot And He Needs A Fan.” Imagine Waking Up To This

I Heard This Kid Yelling For His Dad At Lowe’s, I Went Looking For Him And…

Bring A Toddler To A Wedding They Said, It Will Be Cute They Said

Don’t Let Your Child Use Your Laptop

My Friend Got Tired Of His Kids Losing The Remotes

Daughter’s First Camping Trip. This Is How She Wakes Me Up At 6:15 In The Morning

Sometimes You Get A Playpen To Keep The Kid Out

Kept Track Of How Many Times My 3-Year-Old Asked Me “Why?” In One Day

Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework

Son To My Wife: “Mommy , Let’s Play Army Guys. You Can Be This Guy Because He’s Vacuuming.”

My Cousins Had A Paint Party At Their Daycare And Now They Look Like A Cartoon Character When A Bomb Explodes

I Fed My Kid Real Food For The First Time

Have A Baby They Said… It Will Be Fun They Said…. (Decibel Meter For Reference)

Motherf**ing 3-Year-Olds

We Got These Bathroom Doors Because We Thought They Were Trendy. That Was Before We Had A Toddler

My Wife Cutting My Daughter’s Skirt Out Of A Scooter Axle On Mother’s Day

I Am A Lawyer, My Son Told Me He Had To Tell Me Something, But First Wanted Me To Sign This

Baking & Prepping For Her 1-Year-Old’s Birthday Party

My 4-Year-Old Found Permanent Markers And Is So Proud That He Is Now Darth Maul

One Picture Has Never Encapsulated My Life As A Parent More

The Joys Of Parenting

The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered

“Mum, I’m Going To Boil An Egg To Have On Toast” Me Yelling Back From The Bathroom “Just Give Me A Sec & I’ll Show “Boom”

Walked In The Bathroom To Find Our Precious Child “Washing” A Book He Found

I Gave My 2-Year-Old A Slice Of Cheese To Eat While She Was Watching Some Paw Patrol. Then I Checked On Her A Minute Later

Girls’ Room Wasn’t Getting Warm So I Took Apart Their Vent, I Now Have A Great Way To Illustrate What It’s Like To Have Four Children

My Daughter Found The Diaper Cream

My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called Slice That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order

My Husband Left The Nesquik Out

Why Is She Upset? Because She Can’t Have The Corn Oil That She Is Convinced Is Apple Juice

I Got One Child To Nap, The Other One Is Stubborn

30 Pairs Of My Kid’s Socks. Not A Single Pair. I Don’t Even Remember Us Buying So Many Socks

My Nephew Woke Up From His Nap With A Sippy Cup Nobody Had Seen For 3 Weeks

Thug Life

Take Your Child To Work Day Summed Up In One Photo

Shopping Is Hard

Today I Learned That If You Let Your Child Pour Their Own Syrup They Will Invent “Pancake Soup”

I Swear I Don’t Know Where He Learned This

How My Kids See My Car

The Moment When You Realized Your Toddler Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Unlock Your iPad

Badass Little Cousin

When You Find Your Pants In The Toilet After Asking Your Toddler To Help You With Laundry

When You’ve Got Glass Shower Doors And A Toddler That Won’t Stay Out

She Was Being So Quiet, We Thought She Fell Asleep. Nope, Just Silently Applying Butt Paste To Her Face

This Apple My Son Was “Done With”

Naps With A 4-Year-Old

This Is What Happens When You Put A 7-Year-Old In Charge Of Dishwasher Duty